How would I know if I watch to much Porn?  You may have watched too much porn if;

 

1. You can identify Hillary Scott just by the sound of her moaning.

2. You think the average cock is 10" long.

3. If masturbation is the only sexual fun you have.

4. You consider someone who is 30 or older as being mature.

5. You can't figure out how so many girls can be exactly 18.

6. You can immediately tell which porn stars are gonna make it.

7. You have seen every porn star that been in the business for more than a week.

8. You know that Anal porn is not gonzo anymore.

9. You think cumming in someone's hair is okay as long as she has big tits.

10. You believe that the reality porn sites are 100% real.

11. You honestly think the cam girls actually like you.

12. You have a budget for your porn subscriptions.

13. You don't think that Videobox has a big enough porn selection.

14. You have seen Ariana Jollee at least a 100 hundred times.

15. You know and proud of the porn stars that came from your state/country.

16. You have one arm that is considerably stronger than the other.

17. Sophie Dee is your favourite "actress".

18. You assume only Lex Steele and Peter North are the only two guys getting regularly laid.

19. The only way you can remember what it looks like to actually have sex is by watching POV videos.

20. You need to upgrade your hard drive twice a year because of all your Asian porn.

21. You are always looking to buy a faster computer to watch your favourite Lesbian porn scenes.

22. You realise that the term gonzo porn is way overused.

23. You have bookmarked this page.

24. You assume blowjob, vagina, anal, double penetration, multiple cum shots to the face, is the typical sex line up.

25. You assume after pulling your cock from your girlfriends ass that she would want to suck your cock.

26. You can write more better reviews on the interracial porn sites than the editors of Porn5000.com.

27. You can't remember how many times you have stumbled on "The Gang Bang Squad" website.

28. You start thinking of how you would improve porn sites that you subscribe to.

29. If you have checked out most of the pages in out sitemap and porn directory.

30. You believe all assholes are clean.

31. You think that all 18+ babysitters are whores are always open to threesomes.

32. All your "films" star Lauren Phoenix in them.

33. Despite the name of the title you know for a fact that its not "Her First Anal Sex".

34. You have a separate email account just for porn.

35. The only reason you applied for a credit card is so you could get a porn trial.

36. You don't hide your Group sex porn.

37. You think the Brainpass Network isn't hardcore enough for you.

38. You are glad that the best porn sites don't take Christmas off.

39. You know that the movie "1 Lucky Fuck" is not about a lottery winner.

40. You need to buy a new keyboard, twice a year because of pre-mature "accidents".

41. You actually can't find a website for your fetish that is hardcore enough.

42. You recognize reused porn scenes from other movies.

43. Double Anal doesn't shock you anymore.

44. You can't figure out why your girlfriend dumped you after you slapped her face and spat in her mouth.

45. You think pre-mature ejaculation is when you don't last for an hour.

46. You keep one hand on the mouse just in case you have to skip ahead on a male ass shot.

47. You stop trying to convince yourself anymore that doing double Anal is not gay.

48. All the movies in your collection has the word gonzo in the title.

49. You think its okay to casually say "suck me bitch".

50. You know Analgeddon is not a spelling error.

51. You have a favourite "Couples Seduce Teens scene".

52. You start to realise the same porn stars were "barely legal" six years ago also.

53. MILF is the only acronym you know.

54. You know "100% Natural" has nothing to do with organic food.

55. You think that all chicks become instant sluts when riding in the back of a van.

56. You realise the more hardcore the name, the shitter the content.

57. You have taken a day off because Brainpass was showing a new Missy Munroe porn scene.

58. You get excited when the movie has the words nurses, teacher, babysitter or secretary in the title.

59. If only you have touched your cock in the last thirty days.

60. You create a pay porn review site to justify "researching" porn sites.

What is Porn5000.com?  Porn5000.com is one of the fastest growing porn review sites on the Internet today.  We have porn reviews on the best porn networks as well as the best individual porn sites.  The editorial staff at Porn5000.com have tried to write the porn reviews, so that the customer (you) should know what to expect from your porn membership experience.

 

Because Porn5000 cares so much on making you a happy and repeat customer, we have mostly focused on the quality of the porn networks instead of the individual porn sites.  In our porn reviews, you will be able to see how much a porn membership cost, how the porn networks rank against their competitors for different porn niches and you should be able to tell how user friendly the porn site is.

 

FAQ (frequently asked questions) from Porn5000 visitors.

 

Why should I pay for porn and not just visit a free porn site?  There is many reasons why you should pay for porn on the Internet.  Viruses, Spyware, Malware, Trojans and many other bad things that can damage your computer can be found on free porn sites.  You may even be breaking the law if you download free porn, because the owner of the website probably doesn't have the rights to the movies or worse yet the free porn sites may not be able to prove the ages of their porn stars.  The porn at free pay porn sites is at best mediocre in both the quality of the streaming and the quality of the porn scenes.

 

Okay now I am convinced that downloading porn from a free porn site is a bad idea, but why should I view porn on the Internet and not just rent it at a store?  Viewing porn on the Internet is more discreet.  The selection on the Internet is not only endless but much more diverse (more niches available).  The cost to rent porn from a porn rental place would be astronomical if you rented all the movies that just one pay porn site would provide you.

 

Why don't you review hundreds of porn sites like the other review sites?  To be honest, I have, but most of the porn sites I have bought a subscription to, have turned out to be a waste of money and a waste of my time.  Trust me, there is so many crappy porn sites on the Internet that once you have found a quality porn site you will want to stick with it.

 

Is it safe to buy a porn subscription online?  Depends, if you are asking is it safe to purchase a online porn subscription from one of the porn networks that I have reviewed, then yes.  If you are asking is it safe to buy a subscription from every online porn site in the world, then no.

 

What are the best pay porn sites?  Read our reviews and find out, but we highly recommend taking a tour of the Videobox website and the Brainpass Network.